Today I woke up with a hangover.
A TERRIBLE hangover.
So I'm lying in my warm, comfy bed thinking about how much I enjoyed myself last night.
Then I had a moment that everyone has at least once in their lives
I can't believe I did that last night.
And the thing is I really can't.
Now you're probably wondering what I did and I will tell you.
After all the other nights I've had out since at this one I cried. AGAIN.
I MEAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!
I feel like an absolute tool.
What's worse is I can't remember large chunks of it, how long it went on for, how it started, NOTHING! And that is so much worse because I have no idea who to apologise to! I don't know what I said and how bad it was...
(Let me just say if anyone is reading this that encountered me during that period of time let me just say I apologise)
And the thing is I know it was the alcohol.
I'm fine sober, I'm happy with singleness and I enjoy my life. My friends and fam are great and everything is pretty good at the moment.
SO I AM RESOLVED.
I will no longer drink excessively and I have thought of MANY reasons whilst curled up in bed CRINGING over last night...
You remember things when you're less drunk.
You're happier when you're less drunk.
You don't make a fool of yourself when you're less drunk.
You also don't get hangovers when you're less drunk.
So I WILL NOW BE LESS DRUNK AND MORE SOPHISTICATED FOREVER
In this month and a half I've made a fool of myself more than enough to know that this is a good move for me, I've had two rebounds, hot rebounds but meaningless rebounds nevertheless. They didn't make me feel any better in the long run. It's made me realise I actually don't want any sort of relationship thing at the moment until I meet someone I actually really like.
So it's the first of November and the first day of less drunk me. I'll let you know how it goes...
Now I'm going to take a painkiller, have a glass of water and have my driving lesson.
I think I might still be drunk.
Stay off the road.
Tragic.
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