Sunday, 30 October 2011

Grinding, Sweating and Just Plain Vom.

So I went our to a club event yesterday with a few friends and I came to this conclusion: I really don't like them. And its not just this club because this is one of the better ones its clubbing in  general, I really despise it. I'm going sound well nana saying this but the music is too loud, girls degrade themselves and people act like they can do whatever the fuck they like and ill explain each point in turn. The music. And I actually enjoy the type of music they play its just so loud, and usually that's fine but when you go to meet people its ridiculous because you can't talk unless you go inhale someone's second hand smoke outside which I won't lie, isn't the best way I would like to spend my evening. This leads me nicely into my next point. Because you can't actually speak to anyone everyone judges everyone else by appearance alone which means girls dress in THE most skimpy, grim little outfit they can by from primark in order to lure a male specimen. I mean there was this girl wandering around yesterday in a bra and skirt and let's just say it was no becoming in the slightest. grim I know, she's so going to regret that in the morning because im PRETTY SURE she entered with a top on. Anyway next point! Because of these slutty outfits guys just throw themselves into the girls and get with them, 'grind' with them, whatever. The point is i think its so manky! I mean why is it when there's alcohol, a hot, sweaty room and loud music people think that's acceptable? ill let you think... the answer is IT'S NEVER ACCEPTABLE! we're not at magaluf people! and its not just guys, girls do it too and its so grim! I just don't fit into places like that, I'm (lets be honest here) exactly 'fit' so I'm never going to have guys swarming me, and I don't appreciate having BO smelling, sticky guys rubbing their penis against my legs thank you very much! And don't get me wrong, I love a good party, but a HOUSE party, where you can have a CONVERSATION you know those crazy things! It means I can meet people and they can get past my less than average exterior and see the glowing personality underneath, cheesy shit I know, I'm brilliant at that bollocks. ANYWAY, I've decided to maybe give it one more go then maybe just stick to house parties. At least I can pick up guys at a house party...




Tragic.
(also sorry for the lack of formatting on my phone and I wrote this at work)

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