Red. White. Blue.

It is quite late and i actually could really do with some sleep HOWEVER I thought I'd take the opportunity to tell you all about my little low key royal wedding obsession.
Yes. That's right. It broke me. Then converted me.
You see the thing is I'm not into all that street party malarky, it doesn't really float my boat tbh. (So that cricket guy on the Morrisons ad can piss off!) But I'm well into all the will and Kate stuff, I just think its cute, a bit gag but still cute :) i think I know why I'm excited, its because ill get to gloat to the grand kids. Now I would like you to close your eyes and imagine yourself saying to your own grandchildren "I was alive when king William and queen Kate got married, SO SUCK IT BIATCH!" What a glorious feeling, am I right or am I right? So to mark the momentous occasion ive painted my nails in the union jack colours, feeling pretty fly not gunna lie. Today has been alright but v. V. Stressful thank the lord for this long weekend! You see I lost a piece of my art coursework... possibly the worse thing to EVER happen to me. But today my babe of a teacher found it. I could have kissed her (if it wasn't illegal and wrong) but I'm very very glad its all sorted out. And considering this is a blog about my love life here's a little tasty nugget for you to chow down on, Luke has lost his v. But sent me a cute song because he 'thought id like it'
All I can say is WTH!? More tomorrow :)
And lastly I'm sorry for any typos I'm a technophobe and I don't know how this blasted contraption of a phone works properly.
Tragic.